It must be difficult being a pilot. You work long, tedious hours and end up away from your wife or girlfriend every night in a strange city. I know for a fact it is challenging, at least to one pilot. I know because he ends up in Vegas very often.
He always stays at the same hotel. It’s a nice place, away from the boisterous nonsense of the strip. A classy joint. A place where security never checks your credentials. I like it there.
He’s a big guy, which I love because I feel normal next to him. He’s built, too, for a middle-aged gentleman. He has a very pretty face too, like Matt Hughes, the MMA fighter. A loverboy, my loverboy, my flyboy.
Now, I’m sure his wife is a doll, but in her absence, he deserves someone sweet and cute, who can suck a ball through a plastic straw (that’s me). If she doesn’t miss his thick-ass dick then I should thank her for letting me at it. Not only does he have the girth, but he’s got the stamina of an experienced lover.
We fuck in all sorts of positions and it makes me gush with girlgasms. After a long, heated romp, he gives me this. Enjoy!
Why does every woman want only what another woman has?
I WANT MY FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND.
He’s not even into TS as far as I know.. my friend is BioFem and yet.. fuck. You know, he’s not even that hot to be perfectly honest, it’s just… FUCK! I want him in the worst way.
PK knew before I told him and he was prodding me about it in my apartment one afternoon and I got so embarrassed.. like how did he know?? He started rolling the camera and as I got worked up I got all horny an shit so like… so fuck it, i decided to fuck him in effigy using my dildo, Felicia.
Fkn.. that was an amazing fap session cause like.. you can see when i start like foaming from getting fucked, when a stop moaning all sexy and start like panting from the diaphragm and when I cum boycum jsut from toying- YOU KNOW IT’S GOOD!
It’s true I totally get horny as fuck all the all the time. This is a good thing for someone with my profession! Working in the studio with PK to take down the Christmas set, we were talking about the scene that Jewels did last christmas.
He bet me that I couldn’t take 2 dicks like her; I assured him that I could.
Honestly, IOdon’t know what I get out of doing this, but I like to suck on toys (when there’s no dick around). Getting fingercuffed is like a huge turn on for me. I even had a dream not too long ago where I was fingerbanging my throat and ass. It was so hot I came then woke up!
But I digress. I fingercuffed myself and then did one toy after another. I’m stupefied that Jewels took both John Magnum and Slade in her ass. The combined diameters of their two dicks is nearly as long as her whole body is wide.I couldn’t get my two toys in!! Can’t believe it- wow!
In my defense, and for a little behind the scenes trivia- one of the original toys we tried to use was a jelly type dildo which, as it turns out, I’M DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO! :’( :’( :’( The second I stuck in in my little cunny I got a searing chemical burn. Oh I can’t even describe to you the agony.
At first we thought maybe it was the toy cleaner that we used on it, so we washed it off and after 20 minutes of crying on the floor by the christmas tree, we tried it again. Immediate chemical reaction. 20 minutes later we used my tried and true toys but my pussy was so tore up from the jellytoy that I could barely get one in.
Made me O a lot harder though so I guess in the end, it was worth it?
Portugues ” Gatito/a” A very sexy way of calling people boy or girl, it means little cat
Travestis Portugues “Rrrrracha” A very venomous, derogatory term for women, it means Slit. Yes Trannies have their own dialect down there.
Arabic- “Lala Salama” good night, its fun to say
Swahili- “Kwa Heri/Herini” Goodbye, I use it at the end of an encounter with someone once I’ve determined they speak swahili cause it never fails to utterly stagger them
Japanese- “Ita Daki Mas” It’s laike grace or whatever, you say it before you eat, esp to a sushi chef
German- “Lack Meine Muschi” Lick my twat
Spanish “Bacalao” Seabass. It’s just hilarious to say
Chinese (Mandarin) “Wo3 shi4 mei3 guo2 ren4, ke3 shi4, wo3 shuo4 zhong1 wen4″ Just means I’m american but I speak chinese, I have to say it a lot when chinese a peepor get confused so it rolls off my tongue like duck sauce
Sindarin “Aman Anar” Means Blessed Star, I used to call one of my Girlfriends that in Junior High
Italian “grazie prego grazie grazie prego grazie prego PREGO PREGO!” Just thanks you’re welcome over and over but I got a real kick out of srsly yelling it at strangers in Rome that it’s like this funny thing to me now.
Dutch “Fuck Amsterdam” OK I know that’s not dutch, but srsly. Fuck Amsterdam.
Yugoslavian “Voudros, da jaja” Means ‘Pot, To the balls.’ To the balls being kind of a way to say like awesome or extreme.
French “Je T’Aime” I love you. Comes in handy all the fuckin time
Swedish – I actually know how to speak a decent amount of Swdish but there’s just nothing I really like saying
Korean “Annyeong haseyo, Annyeongi kasaeyo! Annyeong haseyo, Annyeongi kasaeyo! Annyeong haseyo, Annyeongi kasaeyo!” Just means hello good bye but it feels really cool when you say hi bye hi bye really rapidly, and honestly, I don’t know much more than that, so fucks with it.
Christmas time is here again, and this year I get to give you all a special present!
When I saw the Santa cocktail dress I fell in love. I couldn’t wait to shoot in it, and be seen in it (I wore it to the NYC Party, feelin so fly).
We set up a christmas set in the 202 like we do every year and I got the bright idea to hide a toy in one of the presents and then pretend to sneak a peek while everyon was still out at the imaginary christmas party. The glass was a good choice I thought, cause of all the pretty colors and xmas tree lights reflecting in it.
Recently I’ve been banging myself so hard with toys that I drip cum. I mean I always orgasm when I toy myself, but recently you can actually tell!
We decided that I should act more natural on TSL, cause my acting sucks and my real life personality is pretty… I dunno, it seems like you guys really like me for me, not for some idea of what I think you think I should be- if that makes sense. Anyway Hopefully it showed in the set. Please let me know if you noticed andor liked it
From me to you, a very special holiday greeting! Sending you all my love and light, thanks for making this the best christmas ever for me
The TSLucia.com Party sponsored by Alannah Starr and ShemaleYUM was a huge success! Thank you to all of my lovers out there for helping make this night so awesome!
My clique and I were 8 deep, 4 of us being sexy-ass TS. Pretty much every dude there got a lapdance, head, or a handjob. I always introduce myself by grabbing a guy’s dick! That means those of you on the fence– COME OUT NEXT TIME! You’re gonna LOVE it as much as we did– guarunteed!
At the moment, I only have photos from two sources- Kitty’s personal Camera a Andy LaBarbera’s photos for TranssexualParties.combut more were taken from jamesmithimages.com that i expect to see within the next week, most likely for TGirls.com Here are shots from the first two sources.. enjoy!
Hey. Yea you. Come here. DOn’t tell anybody but… I LIKE PUSSY.
Yup. It’s totally true, I’m bisexual. While nothing hits that O spot like a nice hard cock, there’s nothing wrong with a nice clean pussy in my book. More like in my face! Yeayea I’m a world champion cock sucker and twat licker foreal, and I have witnesses.
Bearing that in mind, it should come as no surprise that me and my very very close friend, the world famous Ava Devine and I would do a lezzie scene together.
I started by licking her pussy, then she sucked my cock and licked my pussy, then I gave her the high hard one in the twat, then the ass, then the twat, then the ass, then the twat then I came in her pretty face.
Doing a scene with friends is always fun, and sometimes it really turns into a hot hot scene. Love you Ava!
I’ve always loved scenes shot in Nature. I don’t know why.. but then again who ever knows why they like anything right?
PK Drove me up to Valley of Fire State Park outside of Las Vegas recently and we shot a solo of me up in the mountains. WHen I was a little girl, before I cared about breaking my fake nails off or scraped knees I used to go rock climbing with my Daddy. That being the case I figure.. yea, i’ll do a little scene where I’m rock climbing. Fuck it, I’m a pro.
What I didn’t know is that unlike the rocks of upstate New York, the rocks down here are @#$%ing sandstone. I got up about 14 feet and was hanging with both hands from a huge bucket hold. I figure I’ve got a very solid grip, why don’t I pull my cock out of the bottom of my little shorts?
So I pull my cock out and am holding on with one hand and commence to start posing when the hold BREAKS. I mean like the fucking rock broke. All underneath me were jagged rocks almost like stalagmites and I’m falling from this height.. no ropes, no nothin.
I land like a cat on my feet of course but right on the edge of another little precipice. In so doing I hyperextended my right ankle from the force of the impact. Only my right toes landed on ground on the right side so the rest just kept going. I’ve got a lot of old Skating inguries on both ankles and it hurt. It hurt bad.
PK is about 20 feet away and I look over and he jsut has this incredulous look of OH FUCK MY MODEL’S GONNA DIE! I have a look on my face of.. OH FUCK MY PRODUCER CANT CARRY ME OUT OF THE MOUNTAINS IF MY ANKELS BROKEN. I was limping for about an hour but I walked it off and went on to finish the scene using Felicia’s evil twin sister, Stormy.
(Talkin about dildos.)
We all has so much fun at the TSLucia LA party last week that we’re throwing one for the East Coast Boys!!
Alannah Starr’s parties are THE event on the East Coast, so be sure to cum out SATURDAY, DEC 18th at 818 10th St. in MANHATTAN
Cum say hi, party, and play!