SEX! Up and attem!
Man it is COLD here.. and to think, I used to live in this climate! Brrr.
Got to see my little sister’s friend tonight down in the Village. She’s at Univeristy in New Haven CT but used to live in Brooklyn and is there visiting. She said we were going to meet at a MAPS festival for musicin the East Village. It sounded familiar and she mentioned it was the something something association of psychiatry. I was busy getting ready for a client at the time and didn’t read her IM right. When I got there and smelled the reef and bodystink I remembered why I knew what MAPS is.. it’s the Multidisciplinary Association for PsychaDELIC Study. Whoooops.
Note To Self- DO NOT ACT LIKE A WHORE, you basically used to babysit this girl and your sis. Her friend found out I was in porn and was like “i dont think i could do porn my dicks not big enough” So I grabbed him by the cock right in the middle of the bar, so much for being normal! (PS his dick was NICE!)
Some guy was hitting on me and was a total dink but I I wanted to demonstrate to my friend how sexually powerful I am so I made him follow me around nipping at my heels all night. Some other boy bought me a psychadelic coloring book and proceeded to explain the matrix to me and try to sell me Molly. Little did he know that I know the secret to chemically inducing god-mode. It’s 1300mg Dextromethorphan, 1200mg Pseudoephedrine plus some sort of caffeine or guarana/taurine drink to kick it in. Repeat every day for forever and you will become one with the universe. Sucka’s tryin’ a sell a bitch molly.. LoL
I always meet the most unique people! They are even more interesting and/or annoying when you don’t use drugs.