Lucia Matthews and Candi McBride

Miss McBride jsut got a new convertible so, to celebrate, we drove it out through the desert extremely fast. It was a lovely day and we decided that Candi, having  just come from the Frozen North, needed to spend a day outside and in one of the nicest places the Mojave has to offer.

Candi's New Whip

I immediately remembered the scenes I shot with PK up in Valley of Fire (see www.TSLucia.com) and thought it would be the perfect adventure for someone new to Vegas.

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Desert Vixxen

Needless to say she totally loved it there! Actually so did I, obviously. We went on some hiking trails that I had never been to, most notably a place called Mouse’s Tank which is a narrow pass that collects water in stone pits when it rains. We had a whole bunch of fun running and jumping on the rocks, and def were straight awe stricken at the glory of the Earth.

Desert Vixxen

Rock Candi

Oh! Oh1 We saw petroglyphs too! Those were really cool There was a key there at the beginning of the trail for people too dumb to translate primitive ideographs. #cunninglinguists

A guy with a penis, two Domos and a guy without a penis (a woman)

Petroglyphs

There are more pics but they’re still on Candi’s camera and she’s passed out right now so whatever! Oh also another video that she will prolly put on her channel but is awesome. Did I say that right? Watch this!

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Right before we left, at sunset

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Today was a good day for me but more so for Candi McBride. I brought her in to Philly today and pimped her out to a client of mine. The Early Bird Special. The guy’s a really important something at somewhere (wouldn’t you like to know) and I provide sensual relief to him early on the way to his job whenever I’m in town. He rocks. For real. We freak off. Total versatile top/bottom D/s DFK GFE and all the things that make MY job *awesome!*

Candi and I did a 2 girl party with him this morning at my usual place in Center City. It wasn’t her first job with me and already I could see how much she learned about teh sex. She’s suck a sex pixie. Damn.

Later that day I told her to am scray while I saw another regular of mine. I call him Indiana Jones cause yo.. this cat.. he speaks other languages fluently, and he goes to mezoamerica digging up ruins an shit. He has a big ass dick too though. Oh fuck it made me so horny, I jsut got to a place where I realized how screwed I would be without dick. Like I NEED big hard hot dicking on a regular basis, tearing up my soft wet pretty pussy. It’s the only thing that gets the job done. I wouldn’t let him take it out after he climaxed. He’s way taller than me so I curled up on him like a papoose and just purred with his huge hard dick up my ass. Oh yea, the point of that digression was that, post-coitus, he tells me stories of getting shot at by natives, carrying pistols, swinging machetes, killing snakes, getting stung by scorpions and bit by venomous snake. Shit is amazing, seriously.

After the two of those wonderful clients I was so damn horny that I declared to Candi that she was going to become a cock-hungry bottom like me. It was nuts. I fucked her for over an hour in like 30 different positions. It was basically porn-star training. Ok now roll over, ok now this is gonna feel better and now if you’re in this position and a guy’s grinding you jsut gotta bear it and it’s so good he’ll come soon don’t worry, being a whore is about discomfort now, comfort later.

It’s really too bad we didn’t have a camera it was seriously so hot, and that’s coming from a lifelong slut. Anyways afterwards we went out to my favorite local sushi place and had some great food.

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Yea we’re snowed in and trying to decide what to do. There really is nothing up there to do. I think maybe we’ll go down to Philadelphia and escort together briefly. I spent a lot of money on this trip and am spending more now, not to mention losing two weeks of work. If I’m not making money I’m essentially useless to myself.

Oh yea also we went and had sushi earlier today this is just a short little video, we always obsessively videotape ourselves. #selfabsorbedmodels

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I should put more stuff up my butt!

Also you shoudl subscribe to Candi’s youtube page because there are actually a large number of videos featuring me on her channel, this being one of them.

Gah.

No business havin trannies. They make the game SO so much easier for me, a competant provider with forthright dealings and honest communication, able to fuck in several languages. Anyway my boy from Cincinatti.. he fell in love that night, oh yea! We had a semi-versatile fuck-FEST! He went forever and that dick was gooooood.

He was so into the idea of taking pictures of me covered in his warm sticky glitz, which is awesome cause I LOVE these pictures omg! I love having a collection of cumshot pics that I can look back over and remember all the fun parties I’ve thrown.

Planet Hollywood is a great venue for parties too. I’m like a machine there, cause the closest Valet is at Miracle Mile, which is like half a mile from the guest elevator. It’s awesome too, it’s like an instance. The place is a crazy undergroundish maze full of crazy treasures and tons of people skitting this way and that.

I go into Max Payne vision and blitz through. Oh, Max Payne vision is an adrenelaine-triggered, unfocused way of looking at a mass of moving objects with dilated pupils. Kinda like.. you ever play Contra? Like when there are too many bullets on a screen at once you just set your brain to is_moving=true and set your base brain function to walk while you use the rest of your processing power for avoid.collision

Pretty Awesome. But yea I’m in the fuckin zone when I get to a hotel room. And the zone is where you wanna be.

Glitz

I missed Candi a lot and it had been a real real long time since I had gone riding so when she told me her family had a time share at a ski mountain I was like Woah, ski mountain. awesome. Yea pretty much just like that.

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So I went and stayed with her and then we went skiing. Which is a word that’s pronounced Skinnnnnnnnnnnnnng or like Ka-Skingo!  I haven’t seen snow in like forever. Like prolly 2 years anyway. I don’t think I’d been riding in 6 years or more too. I got a really expensive and awesome outfit and then we went riding for like 2 hours LoL. Thing is, it’s always important to look way better than everyone all the time always, which we did

My Outfit by Spyder

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I did really good and only fell a few times. I hit the park a couple times which was dope and I caught a real nice method air. We have some video of jsut ordinary riding but then I have to edit and merrrrrrrr life is so much better and less rewarding when you just lounge around your flat being pretty so LoL

Me and Candi about to leave for the Mountain!

Then next morning my ass was totally kicked. Srsly my whole entire body was destroyed it hurt for like a week.

Candi McBride

Y’all prolly know Candi McBride by now. SHe’s shown up in a bunch of videos, photos and blogs from my East Coast excursions. Well through all that, I’d been encouraging her to start modeling, not that she needed encouragement! Finally she got her schedule freed up and made it out to Vegas- I was so stoked!

Candi McBride

I picked her adorable butt up from the airport and we ran directly over to the studio to shoot her ShemaleYUM debut. I think she’s SOOO hot and I’m sure you all do to. Here is a photo from the set I shot of her

Hard at Work

After her debut, we went out to grab Sushi and then home to my place to cuddle. We are like hella inseperable! We started turning tricks together the next day. We went to see a repeat client, whom I adored. Everyone was sucking and licking everyone elses’ everything- ass, tits, cocks, toes… everything! You know how a threesome goes! For the finale, we patented a new move called the Octo-Jack™. For those of you not familliar with this new and complicated technique, it involves 2 people giving a third person’s dick a double hand and footjob. It is awesome and breathtaking and you owe us money if you ever pull it off. SRSLY. Hheheh

During the week I brought her around to meet some of my friends. I was really happy that Matt and Bailey like her, cause um, she’s gonna be around like all the time, and they’re like two of my best friends.

On Thursday morning I remembered that the T-Party was going on. I hadn’t been in like a month (since the TSLucia launch party, in fact) and Candi had never been but had heard all the stories. We def decided that it would be awesome to go and make an appearance.

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For those of you who STILL haven’t been to Blue Moon Nights- YOU NEED TO GO AND CHECK IT OUT! It’s THE transsexual party west of  New York City. Here’s a video of me and Miss McBride straight sucking face.

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Also in attendance were Sexy Jade or Jada, not sure which, Yasmin Lee, Morgan Bailey, Felicia Katt and the always breathtaking Jamie Page.

Lucia and Candi sittin in a tree..

Sliiiiight Height Disparity. Candi McBride and Felicia Katt

Me with the gorgeous Jamie Page

Oh! Oh oh, yea I forgot! Before we rolled up to the T-Party, ground effects on and system thumpin, we actually went to a Benefit Art Sale for Jessie Lee at Miss Crash’s studio, Studio Servitu in downtown LA. For those of you who don’t know, Jessie Lee is one of Joanna Angel’s Genetic Girl Alt Models who I guess went through a windshield during a car accident and got way fucked up. Cherish your pornstars, ladies and gentlemen.. our job does NOT come with Health insurance. It was a priveledge to buy some great, sexy prints from the show to help benefit her recovery. Here’s a video from there (shot with my android so yea it’s kinda junky and cursory but fucks with it)

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Candi and I ran back to the After Party and locked ourselves in the studio set room where we made some Trap on Trap Fuckie Suckie (that means I topped her after sucking her dick). I was so spun after bangin that tight lil ass that I walked out into the party with no pants on and a raging boner looking for something to clean up the sexplosion with. Srsly, she came like the amazon rainforest. It was everywhere.. on her tummy, breasts, and both our cocks and balls, dripping down to our pussies. So hot n sticky YUM!!!

In the morning we met our mutual friend, Ashes Wednesday and had breakfast and non-caffinated beverages (Candi is sXe like me). IT was really great to catch up with him, and he gave us each a painting he made. We were going to go do an AP shoot with him, but had to return to Sin City to attend a dinner to celebrate Bailey Jay’s AVN victory.

My favorite Picture of us, taken in my Bed

We flew through the desert to make it there on time, only to have the third party who was hosting the dinner cancel on us due to a terrible personality disorder. Not wanting that to ruin BJ’s night, Candi and I decide to jsut take her out to a nice restaurant in Vegas.

That was the last night Miss McBride-Matthews was in town. I cried like hysterically when she left. Like for days. Like… days.This is a picture of the sunset when she left.

The Sky Bleeds for her.

I’m going riding with her up at a time-share that her parents own back in Pennsylvania next week, but until then…. Sighhhh

This is how we live, every single night

Matter of fact, I’m looking down on you, thinking happy thoughts, hoping my friend Bailey wins tonight because, all label loyalty aside- she is the only girl who deserves it.

So.. 51 stories above you all, in the tower called Palms Place, I was cavorting and gallivanting nude with a profile regular of mine. To be specific, I was leading him abour on a leash, making him lick my ass and balls and dick and tits while hogtied, pissing in his face, ordering room service on his tab, and getting a complete, full-body tongue bath.

I nearly took his virginity. The only thing that saved him was his ridiculously tight like super glue asshole, and that I lost my last tube of lube somewhere in the condo during the frey of the night.

When you tell me to use you that’s one thing. When you tell me to abuse you, that’s quite another I didn’t get home until after 4am. Got a text on the way out of the buidling from PK telling me that Bailey won. Good job Spud, you earned it.

And I earned a fat fucking stack all week.

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