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9
Oct
2010
Wait.. the national Mall isn’t a real Mall????
Shooping!! Hahaha no. No there’s no mall at the mall LoL so I went walking around taking video footage of the Monuments for the tour montage. Also lol.. lol I said a little piece about all of them in super ditz mode which I presonally think is hilarious. I saw the white house, the washington [...]
8
Oct
2010
Rack it like Pazhitnov!*
Tha Distrcit is great to me. I got to fuck this BAD ASS tattooed Egyptian (american) biker mechanic tattoo artist bad boy and fuck girl did he grind it. Like.. fuck. I thought was gonna have to tap out!!!!!! Fucked me so hard I nearly wet the bed. Speaking of which, I had a regular [...]
7
Oct
2010
Tha District!
It’s Asshole O’Clock in the morning and here comes my train. The asshole train. Looking like a thrown together, half cracked-headed, fuck puppet I stumbled onto the train with my oversized suitcase, being sized up by horny-ass latte-enema upstate businessmen on their mornign commute. Don’t get me wrong mija, I’m not hating on these guys! [...]